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The Griffin Gazette
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The sunrise on March 13, an hour earlier than it should be.
Government declares Daylight Savings Time a national endurance test
Sofia Gonzalez, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025

This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional. LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. --  In a bold rebranding effort, the United States...

With a new bill the American people can now "figure it out".
New bill by Congress increases American immigration rates by 101%
Alyssa Mathews, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025

This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional. LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. -- Today, April 1, 2025, Congress proposed a new...

Sleeping during class, failing to pay attention, and dropping grades remain the highest symptoms of contracting senioritis.
Senioritis declared an extremely dangerous disease at LAHS
Jasmine Lee, Audience Editor • April 1, 2025

This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional. LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. -- Los Alamitos High School has become one of the...

New software coming to Google might make more than just your searches unnecessarily convoluted. (Photo courtesy of Nathana Rebouças)
Google plans for future AI usage after recent success
Ryan Lee, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025

This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional. LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. -- In a recent press statement, Google announced...

Opinion
Mattel created the Ken doll to remedy America’s lack of straight, white, male public figures in the media and politics.
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Google Calendar deletes Women’s History Month, keeps National Ken Day

Bella Kim, Editor-in-Chief | April 1, 2025

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Activities
Graduates view the ceremony through their robot stand-ins, developed by FAIR, Meta’s Fundamental AI Research team. (Image generated by Adobe Firefly)
Class of 2025 first to send AI avatars to walk at graduation
Bella Kim, Editor-in-Chief • April 1, 2025
The Great Egg Crisis of 2025 has swept across the world leaving people desperate for eggs.
Egg-streme measures: The hunt for the golden yolk!
Brooklynn De Shazer, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025
Young girls claims to drink around seven large matcha drinks a day. Doctors are still investigating and unsure what to do about the matter.
People turn green from drinking too much matcha
Liz Frank, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025
Fire in the PAC shocks LAHS, which was not warned at all by the blaring alarm.
Los Alamitos High School students shocked that fire alarm signals a fire
Emma Hirotsu, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025
Trending Stories
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A picture depicting someone wearing skinny jeans and black boots in a typical 2010 fashion.

The revival of skinny jeans

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Coach Berger with the athletes at the Division 1 CIF Southern Section Finals.

Road to State: Boys basketball continues their legacy after 18 years

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Meet these three individuals restoring L.A. air quality. (Photo courtesy of Brittany Spiller, top left; photo courtesy of Dr. Richard Corsi, top right; photo courtesy of Liesl McConchie, bottom left; photo courtesy of Siobhan, bottom right).

Behind the front line: L.A.’s hidden environmental heroes

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Group of young scouts joining hands together, showing their unity. (Photo courtesy of filmstudio, Unsplash)

Growing up in Girl Scouts

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Senior varsity soccer girls pose for a photo on Senior Night.

Varsity soccer and senior athletes showcase their sporting talent

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The choir show will be shown on Feb. 6 and 7 at 7 p.m. and Feb. 8 at 2 and 7 p.m.

Los Alamitos High School Choir presents their new production 'Spotlight 2025'

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"It’s almost like the only thing that exists in that moment is the music, and the rest of the world disappears," said LAHS senior Leif McFerson. (Photo courtesy of The Lanais)

The various high school bands of Los Alamitos

Arts
Art piece made by local freshmen Anthony Townsend-Ward; many are calling it an LAHS masterpiece.
LAHS student creates high-end art
Aiden Floyd, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025

This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional. LOS ALAMITOS, Calif.— On Monday, March 27, staff and students were shocked to find a mysterious...

Yet another great show was canceled by Netflix
Netflix cancels critically acclaimed show to fund season 32 of ‘Nobody Asked for This’
Sofia Gonzalez, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025
A computer-generated prediction of what many viewers believed JD Vance would look like. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.
Americans shocked at debut of JD Vance’s new look
Maleah Fennessey, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025
Features
Mattel created the Ken doll to remedy America’s lack of straight, white, male public figures in the media and politics.
Google Calendar deletes Women’s History Month, keeps National Ken Day
Bella Kim, Editor-in-Chief • April 1, 2025

This article is SATIRE. Quotes, names and facts are fictional. LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. -- In efforts to scale down the scope...

With these new pimple patches, high school students don't have to worry about red spots on their face when they can have colorful stars instead!
Star-shaped acne patches are turning kids into constellations
Katie Arnoult, Managing Editor • April 1, 2025

Disclaimer: This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional. LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. – With the rise...

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Academics
In the kitchen, teenagers can transform even the simplest of task - like boiling water - into a scene from a horror movie, with flames engulfing the stove, smoke billowing from the oven, and a trail of destruction left in their presence.
School introduces new curriculum: ‘How to Adult’
Jaslene Jones, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025

This article is SATIRE. Quotes, attributions and facts are fictional.  LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. — In an innovative approach to address...

Earbuds are being used as an appropriate, respectful resource in high schools across the United States.
Student forced to engage with peers after left AirPod dies during class
Joshua Lopez Hernandez, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025
This list includes words that LAHS administration is asking the school to pretty please not use anymore.
LAHS gently discouraging staff and ‘persons enrolled’ from using these words
Bella Kim, Editor-in-Chief • April 1, 2025
A revolutionary program has been introduced, "Just Google It."
A revolutionary program has been introduced in schools around the world: ‘Just Google It’
Brooklynn De Shazer, Staff Writer • April 1, 2025
Athletics
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Meet the Staff
Sofia Gonzalez
Sofia Gonzalez
Staff Writer

Sofia Gonzalez is a freshman at Los Alamitos High School. This is her first year in journalism, but she has always had a passion for writing. She loves sports and runs cross country...

Photo courtesy of Aiden Shellhammer.
Maile Evans
Staff Writer

Maile is a sophomore at Los Alamitos High School and new to journalism. She is on the varsity lacrosse team and is looking forward to writing about the athletic programs on campus....

Sydney Forsyte
Sydney Forsyte
Editor I Executive Producer

Sydney Forsyte is a senior at Los Alamitos High School. This is her third year in journalism, and the summer before last, she participated in the New York Times Summer Institute....

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