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LOS ALAMITOS Calif., – A groundbreaking move has been made in schools around the nation. A revolutionary tool for students’ education: “Just Google It.” This program will completely change the way students approach their education, making it easy for them to type a few words in a search bar.
Why bother with textbooks when you could just look up all the answers and get a million results?
“I used to spend at least four hours a day doing homework, and now it only takes me 30 minutes. I have way more time for scrolling TikTok. This program is amazing!” Sheryl Price, a senior at LAHS, said.
Forget about having to face the nerves of asking a teacher for help and spending countless amounts of time researching. With “Just Google It,” students can find the best information from the most reliable sources. Students can find endless blogs by self-proclaimed experts who have never set one foot in a classroom. These will help students gain incredible information they would never have learned from their teachers.
“When I Googled ‘how to do geometry,’ I was given so many options to help me solve the problems. I went with the most popular TikToker, and I was shocked by how much information I learned,” John Smith, Havard-bound, said.
With “Just Google It,” students can finally see the future of education where critical thinking will always be out-shined by handy search engines. After all, who needs education and knowledge when you have Wifi?
Disclaimer: This program and the school are not responsible for any bad grades or stress caused by “Just Google It.”
